[@Takashi] rolls a: 1!
You attempt to scoop a wad of Mint Chocolate Chip ice cream, but it seems there isn't any... You get sad and start eating some vanilla ice cream until you throw up. (-1 next roll)

[@ArenaSnow] rolls a: 4!
You gather your Orcs! Are they the finest? You roll a: 2! Nope. Not the finest, pretty sub-par. You start to march towards the nearest human town with your sub-par Orcs! Do you receive great riches? You roll a: 6! You recitative great amounts of riches! You loot an enormous amount of gold, and stock it all in your loot bags. Suddenly, as you start contemplating how much glory you're getting,  a bag splits and send gold flying straight towards you! You must ROLL TO DODGE! You roll a: 1! You get hit right between your eyes and are knocked out cold (-2 to anything related to the outside world while unconscious). Your Orcs are wondering how much glory they have after demolishing this poor human town. You roll a: 4! You are known as 'The Conqueror' to all humans, and they rightfully fear you.