I disguise myself as an orc and start a labor union, then propose we go on strike against ArenaSnow unless the following demands are met: 1.) unlimited free health care 2.) Every Tuesday is Taco Tuesday 3.) An iPhone 6 for every orc with unlimited mobile data 4.) An apology for being the worst boss ever 5.) All currency within the empire shall not depict the ruler, but an orc, and all currency within the empire shall read "orcs rule."