[quote=@Genni]
Good news and bad news, my little pets.

[list][*][b]Good News:[/b]	I've been offered paid work writing scripts for pornogrphic online comics.
[*][b]Bad News:[/b]	No spare time to have Tink do anything other than lounge in bed with her favourite chew toys.[/list]
If anyone wants to take the horny fairy on as a minion, feel free to make full and proper use of all her talents. Just be sure to rinse her out once you're down with her.
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*Congratulations, I'm certain you have the talent for it! Make sure to send us samples of your work.
*We hope you can at least sit in and watch the mayhem.

DIBS! Octavius will keep Tink well used as his minion.