I changed my mind. I'll post it now so I don't forget/sleep in too long. Please note: the incident is very stream-of-consciousness without little forethought from when it began to where my post ends. 

Please forgive the... well I was going to say bizarreness of it, but I guess that's not the worst thing ever in this RP.

EDIT: Also do whatever you want with banana guy. He's just a MacGuffin