[quote=Asura]
'Hi, Orion! Did you sleep well last night? I noticed you rolled over at least 14 times, well over your average. Maybe I'm wrong though. Your windows were pretty fogged up. It's unhealthy for it to be that hot in your room! Let me touch your skin!'Oh, Pascale.
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No, more like...

"Hey, Orion, you kept your door unlocked last night. I saw Isaac pass your bedroom like five times so I went in to check on you. I made sure to put a fresh batch of extra large condoms and some lube in your night stand, I know both your exact sizes. You gotta be prepared; you know how many diseases you can get from going in unprotected? Isaac looks like he gets around a lot, you know? Commitment issues and stuff. If he breaks your heart, lemme know and I'll set him straight--no pun intended--with a pair of shears and a spoon. I'll make sure he's yours... Forever... And ever."