[quote=@Cyclone]
[i]Three posts.[/i] I read three of my old posts, facepalmed, and couldn't keep going.
[/quote]

I don't think I could even read one. It was stuff like:
"Jack was hungry so he took a nap after he eat a sandwhich"
No exaggeration.

I would go read a post, but it was lost in the OldGuild. There are ways to get back there, but...I'm afraid of what I'll find.