[quote=@Prince of Seraphs]
You're telling me someone mentions a "monkey invasion" and you don't want to know what they're talking about? I can guess the general idea but I want specifics. *mad scientist face*
[/quote]

There are no specifics man! It never happened! Expressing interest in it is a good way to disappear, forever. 

Edit: I'm going to go to bed before [i]they[/i] catch on to what we are talking about....