[quote=@RomanAria]
Hmm. I'm wondering if I can't try latin prose. Then I just think of how much of a headache I would give anyone who actually can read Latin, and I cringe and change my idea.
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Hmm...somebody is trying to COPY me!  Too bad my idea for this contest requires English so that I can complete on time!  Maybe next time I can do some Latin elegy.

"Oh cruel, harsh door of my mistress!  Why do you shut me out!  I shall keep banging my head against you surface until you yield!"