[quote=@VATROU]
Because we're less weird in real life.
[/quote]

I'll have you know I'm jsut as weird in real life. 
I giggle over boobies and mutter 'giggity' under my breath all the damn time, because everything is dirty. 

That and I can't be left alone with anything. I'll tear it apart. Steal it. Eat it. Make something out of it. Or just hide it.