[quote=@Vilageidiotx]
<Snipped quote by Dinh AaronMk>

I don't have time to sit down and read. If you can get me an audio-book version of the Talmud read by, say, Seinfeld, then I will be on board. 
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[url=http://www.amazon.com/Wisdom-of-the-Talmud/dp/B00BYFB9CS]It's not Seinfeld...[/url]