Augh, long detailed posts of hype over nothing...why would I care that your character is red headed, but dyes her hair black, what sound her nails making when she's tapping them on the marble countertop as she waits for her tea earl grey tea (which she takes with a sliced wedge of lemon, though if it was a frickin' rose tea, she'd take it with milk and sugar-) to brew. That doesn't have to be two paragraphs, let alone three! One paragraph max for that stuff. $#!t.

I mean, I understand people like to add a lot of detail, as a form of creative writing outlet, I really do understand...but please, when I ask for a summary, please just give me the short of it.