[quote=@BlackSam3091]
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I hope "He's got a sunburned head!  And he's shorter than Superman!"  Are two of the reasons.  
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[quote=@Vandy]
[color=007236]"Ladies and gentlemen of the press. That bald mother f*cker over there[/color] *points at Lex* [color=007236]"Is not only an asshole, he is a short asshole who wears heals to be as tall as Superman. And just look at that big hat he's wearing, shoulda just brought an umbrella Alexander!"[/color] Oliver said with a smile.
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Those are valid reasons. I think I'm going to make him open with that.

Also, I'm on the TPad, if anyone wants to hop over there.