[quote=@MelonHead]
I was bored about three years ago, and joined ImportantNobody's assassin duel thread, where I got to fight two people and found it fun and interesting (I also did pretty well for a complete novice, which helps). 
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Assassins assassinating assassins? I never knew that was a start to your career. 

[quote=@LeeRoy]
Such as dodging a bullet

Even though these things have been done in real life by real people
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*glares at melonhead

Yes...one would think...one would think.

*continues glaring

[quote=@Skallagrim]
I find it funny to see a character that has a host of hand to hand skills. Usually I’ll talk with the person and then we’ll agree to a realistic hand to hand spar. Once that happens usually the player either knows nothing, or very little about the particular combatives their character has.  
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That's basically me with my sword masters. I'm afraid of overdoing certain moves so I might underdo them instead just to be safe. Unless I can say stuff like, "they did an expert flurry of strikes" and not worry about the details. XD

[quote=@Rilla]
Death by fire extinguisher 
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"My trump card! I shall extinguish your fire, cursed fire manipulator!" *bashes him on the head with the fire extinguisher, technically extinguishing his fire as he's knocked unconscious

[quote=@MelonHead]
allow the sword to pierce his body in a less vital spot, and took the swordsman by surprise by placing a hand on his face, setting him alight. 
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I can't help but feel like a similar tactic was used on Evvie to have the hand take the damage from the fire to smother her face. That was brilliant. I think that was one of my first fights with her. Maybe the second or something. I think the fight with the clockman came after.