Scion for as long as he has lived, can solemnly swear that the universe is actually listening to him and gets some kind of kick out of making his life suck. So it was [i]almost[/i] not a surprise when, at the moment he had finished his statement, the sky chose then to descend into darkness and a, very familiar, amethyst skeleton man descended for the heavens to answer his unintentional challenge. Scion continued to lay there and stared dumbly at the man he had only mentioned in passing.

[color=a187be]“Well?”[/color] Skallagrim near growled at him in, what Scion assumed was, a menacing hiss. This did succeed in snapping him out of his stupor as he slowly climbed out of his recliner and stretched in front of his unexpected visitor. To put it bluntly. Scion was not in the mood for this. He had dealt with intense angry people for far too long and the idea of holding another super serious discussion over honor, respect, or even prestige. Made him want to roll his eyes right out of his head and scream endless profanity into the wind. 

[color=f26522]"Look,"[/color] he started, as he placed his hands upon his hips and stared at Skallagrim with a very strained, but neutral look on his face, [color=f26522]"I don't know how you heard all that, and my level of care is very low, but I would like to think that you knew that is was all in jest, and [i]really[/i] didn't mean it. So, the fact that you decided that one man's opinion was worth scaring off, an entire water park of, beautiful women, then,"[/color] he begins to clap sarcastically, [color=f26522]"Bravo to you. You are a [i]dick[/i]."[/color] 

[color=6ecff6]"Scion perhaps this isn't the best approach to pacifying-."[/color] Dennis tried to say, but was cut off by Scion.

[color=f26522]"I do not care about calming,"[/color] He gestures to Skalagrim in an aggravated manner, [color=f26522]"[i]Skalator[/i] here down. This is stupid Dennis. Why can't we have some fun and relax, and not have to worry about people butting in on our good time!"[/color] Scion began to yell as his agitation hit a boiling point, [color=f26522]"Is that fair Dennis?!"[/color]

[color=6ecff6]"No..."[/color] Dennis spoke in uncharacteristically quiet voice. That actually made Scion even more angry, because they had been having such a good time just moments before.

He looked dead into Skalagrim's lifeless glowing eyes, and glares with barely restrained rage as he puts on a twisted smirk, [color=f26522]"My statement does stand Skal. Yeah. I think I can beat you, and I'll gladly kick your bony ass right out of this park. So if you're really serious about making me apologize for a [i]stupid[/i] joke, then,"[/color] He stands at his full height and throws his arms out. [color=f26522]"You get off your fancy black horse, and come down here and make me. So what say you? Are we going to fight? Or... Are you going to do the smart thing, and get out of here while you still can."[/color]