[quote=@ReaptheMusic]
[@rivaan]They lurk in gyms. It is their natural habitat and they are generally quite respectful to the ladies that work out there. Unlike the Douchbagicus Magnificus, who unlike his shy cousin catcalls women and attempts to mate with them by means of showing them how to 'properly' hold a barbell whilst simultaneously bumping his crotch to her rear. 
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Well, if Urick was the Douchebagicus Magnificus, Alex would definetly beat the shit outta him if he tried any of that xD