[quote=@The_written_John] It was rather bland, pitifully stereotyped the female sex and didnt even have a punchline nor any joke in of itself. It not only wasn't funny, but rather insulting... So no. I will not. [/quote] The punchline was the fact that Alex, who was girlishly kinda-but-not-really worried about their weight, is actually a 20-something male. "Here I had to go have seconds... and thirds... and fourths... Gosh, at this rate i'm going to get fat... And that wouldn't do well for me at all, no sir!" is a very feminine sentence. It's just not very masculine. Speaking as someone who has consulted a female friend on the gender of this sentence, it's practically covered in flowers and polka-dots. No shame about it-- lots of men act like this-- it's just that most of them do it because they're acting like high school girls. It's a lovely little jokey sentence taken straight from a high school slice-of-life anime about cute girls doing cute things. If you were going for that angle, I'd say it's a joke very well done!