[quote=@GarlandDaHero]
[@White Feather] Yes. Lilith is flatter than a 1-dimensional plane.
[/quote]

Sick of Saya teasing her about her small chest, Lilith decides to do something about it.
Heading to a local clothes shop, she asks "Excuse me, do you have a bra sized 28AAAA?"
"No, of course not!" Cries the clerk and sends her on her way.
She goes all over town, but is always laughed out of the shop. Gradually getting more and more frustrated, she finally storms up to the last shop and, in desperation, flings her shirt of, crying "Have you got anything for these!?"
The clerk studies her chest closely, before replying "I dunno. Have you tried Clearasil?"