[quote=@Cyclone]
<Snipped quote by Hael>

The sun of day bakes me like a brick, making me harder and stronger than you.

I WILL make Twilight jokes in the morning to mock you nocturnal vampire-people if I must!
[/quote]

Well, I can always rely on Skyrim Vampires to fix things.

[img]http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120629135238/elderscrolls/images/0/0c/VampireLord.png[/img]

All hail Bethesda, for fixing the legend of vampires, after the vile Twilight broke them.