Glory be! Glory be! I, [s]your triumphant prince[/s] humble servant, has returned to the Land of Internets! A land where the Facebook doesn't take an entire minute to load, and the Netflixes stream freely once more!

*Ahem*

Yeah, so I'm going to try to be a more reasonable human being now. By which of course I mean, a person who can now resume his previous habits of wasting an inordinate amount of time on the internet.