[@The ghost in black] I have three first names, two of which people cannot pronounce properly in Canada, a last name made of two first names that are different from the last names of my parents, which people in Canada are also unable to pronounce. (My favourite mispronunciation ever was 'Alia Ahkhram' Like...Not even close, bro. XD) But at least I don't have any last names, and at least none of them are 'king David' I suppose.
Still better than the middle name of someone I knew who's middle name was 'Chi Ha Ballerina Sunshine' so I'm also quite happy to not be that person. XD