[@Akayaofthemoon]

"Kurdistan. Look it up."

"But it's not on the map?"

[i]"There exist many nations without countries to call their own. Mines happens to be one of the biggest, actually."[/i]

"So where are you really from?"

"I'm from Kurdistan, I told you."

"No, like, where are you really, [i]really[/i] from?"

"If you mean which country my part of Kurdistan falls into, that'd be Iraq, but-"

"So you're Iraqi?"

"I give up."