[quote=@Kho]
[@Hael] See, khookies are so special and so honoured by us Brits that they are a few levels above your run-of-the-mill biscuits. You Americans have no subtlety or sensitivity to these very delicate differences. Wars have been fought, blood spilled and many lives lost over the difference between khookies, biscuits, crumpets, cakes, muffins, pies, crackers and wafers. To up and sweep this multitude differences is something only a monster would do.
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I am a monster.

Have...have you not met Kraken?