For Alysis? iPhone. Failing that, a spear.

Jacob would probably be best served with a ranged weapon or defensive item of some sort.

I'm basically just waiting for the most opportune moment for Victoria to tell Assassin to trigger the bombs that he's been covering the ENTIRE dorm with. I was planning on blowing it up after the fight had been broken up as one last "fuck you" to Rhea, but if it works plotwise I can do it now.