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Pepsi, otherwise known as PepsiCo, owns the mountain dew franchise. If I really wanted to, I could just go back in tine, and invest in the mountain dew part of the franchise.


Also, why are you so mean? You randomly try to bash my skull in with your knee, then when I block it, you shock me, then, when I retaliate with words, you shift the whole blame for what happened on me, like it was MY fault for what YOU did, and then you try to play it off like no one will notice.


*reality itself seems to warp around him slightly*
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First of all, root beer outclasses everything. Second of all, good luck owning every single universe of it. Third of all, good luck preventing me from making it if I want to. Fourth, you wouldn't be able to actually make every vendor aware to not sell it to me, a transformation of me, or a friend of mine. Fifth, said vendors wouldn't be able to stop me from taking one, leaving money, and leaving. And now here you are trying to shove the entire blame of the matter on me, when literally everything I do has a reason. When people do or say something stupid, I zap them, I'll slap them around or something, but it's not like I'm going to kill you. And if you can't take something on the level of a winter static shock, or think a tap on the head is going to bash your skull in, you have bigger problems than being wrong. Nobody has any stinking mental steel anymore.