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Because fucking planar sorcerers can just hit up an eldritch butt god through a portal and be like "YO FAM HELP A BROTHER OUT."

I dunno about you but those tentacle horrors floating in the deep are pretty good at keeping shit under wraps when they're all the way out in what I assume is the ass end of the universe.
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Ya, but I doubt the portals are stable/safe enough that a Planar S. could easily stay there for extended periods of time, and then return without having been grossly consumed by previously mentioned butt-god (for the hunger of a butt-god is ever vicious).

It would be the world's deadliest, freakiest, weirdest game of hide-and-seek. And the most awesome.