[quote=@Lucius Cypher]
They need to give cops their own axes already. People are so uppity about gun violence, they overlook the amount of stabbings Americans go through a day, and have a woeful lack of axe-induced deaths. Surely arming police officers with axes will help solve that problem.
[/quote]

Axeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssss
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which sounds like access... xD

sorry... semi-drunk. Not really, but still...