[quote=@HereComesTheSnow]
Yo Bearded Axes are severely underrated in terms of "cool shit"
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Fo shizzles my nizzles. My idea of a pretty lady is the Franshisca (or however you spell her name). Long, slendery, but with solid head and the right weight. Not too light that she cant take a bit of rough action, but not too heavy that its painful to handle her. You can go far with her.