I'm only asking if its a possible solution the notSpartans subplot.  As that would be a concept and goal of my character if I were to join as he'd be a "No Banter, No Barter, No Quarter" type serious guy who'd ruthlessly pursue such an option.

Also one of the rules listed on the first page is, "Have a question - ASK. I am pretty laid back with Gming, open to subplots, monkey wrenches, romances, etc. Long as you run it by me I usually have no issue." 

So your hostile response is laughably absurd.