GM truth. 

GREETINGS SQUISHY NOBLE, I COME BARTERING FOR YOUR CONTACTS.

My word.

WHICH ONE?

I say!

PLEASE CONTINUE SERVITORIZABLE CITIZEN.

three hours later.

I WAS UNABLE TO FULFILL THE TASK GIVEN TO ME. I APOLOGIZE INQUISITOR. FURTHERMORE I AM NOW BARRED FROM MOST DRINKING ESTABLISHMENT ON THE PLANET.