[quote=@Mammalia]
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We're not allowed to call you Jake, right?
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I prefer Jacob, but I don't really mind.

[quote=@Mammalia]
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clearly, you have a very [s]skewed[/s] logical view of the progression of time
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You said that really fast. Like, you finished that whole sentence in uner an hour.

[quote=@Zeal]
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Phizz plb

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I think I'll be......-4
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Oh, man. So jelly. Wish I could be that young.
*Sets time on watch to -4:00*

[quote=@Etcetera]
WHAT MADNESS DID I WAKE UP TO???
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This is all your fault. You slept in and left all these people alone with me for too long.