[quote=@Balance]
Brace yourselves. I'm going to say something really jarring and probably a little awkward too. Remember how I said that I was British, and then I not-so-subtly implied that I was Canadian, and then finally I revealed that I was American?

Well, this has absolutely nothing to do with that. As I was so helpfully advised, I'm just going to say it bluntly and hope beyond hope that you guys don't hate me for more than a few weeks: my name is not Jonathan Spirit. But still call me Jonny because my first name, which happens to be Jonan, is so similar that the nickname is exactly the same.
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Jonan is a freakin awesome name!! Y'know how jealous I am?!?! You lucky.