[quote=@Zeal]
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It's not that I'm shocked that you deal in the arts of war, I'm just shocked that you have an army of your own. Like...how? And when? It's not a normal thing to just find out that your loved one has an army of their own at a random time.
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It was a birthday present when I was six. I grew it an expanded it to the forces I have today. While my brother also has a personal army, it's a special forces squad with select members.