"Mommy I don't wanna ride the pony...no...n-"

Wade Wilson or better known as Deadpool awoke to find himself on an island in the middle of the ocean the sun beating down on his backside and he was covered in seaweed.

"Really,"

Deadpool said as he got up wiping himself off.

"So I have to do this ugh I can always just-"

And then he noticed a part of his utility belt was broken: the teleportation device, Deadpool slapped a hand to his masked face.

"Well this is going to be a problem"

He looked around to find a girl yelling for a Mad- a Madyoo...

"How do even pronounce that?"

Deadpool said holding a script with a pair of small glasses on his mask which he threw both into the ocean.

"Well whatever at least we're not alone!"

Wade walked over to the girl who was now grumbling about some of her personal problems and he tapped her on the shoulder.

[@Hipster]

"Hey uh so yeah we're kinda stuck on an island so let's work together or something like that,"

He said with a bored yawn and a whimsical tone of voice.

"The names Deadpool or Wade but just call me Deadpool!"

And he looked at the girl skeptically and then said.

"And what's your name?"