[quote=@Dinh AaronMk]
China sends all the armies to Africa. Aboard their navy they sail from Shanghai and Hong Kong around the coast of Indo China. They are headed towards India.
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[quote=@Vilageidiotx]
Ethiopia prepares for war by sending special ops into South Africa and conquering all of the nations there. They begin building Savannah-based aircraft carriers to roll across the Serengeti and launch Zulu warriors in jet planes. Yaqob sits in his office and decides to personally call all the world leaders to invite them to a conference so they can all abruptly chicken out of their conflicts together. 
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[quote=@Dinh AaronMk]
China hurriedly goes to Africa conference, sending Mei Hsiu Mei to it. She arrives tripping acid and not knowing what's going on. She drops LSD into all the leader's cups.
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For a second I wondered if I was reading Sporum-era posts.