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<Snipped quote by Jorick>

[url=http://i.imgur.com/3E4znLe.gifv]American [i]Airmen[/i], though, are fabulous.[/url]
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Don't lie: you know they're trying to keep themselves entertained. Being restrained to an armchair is not as amazing as being "muh spaec muh-reene beech sturmenfuhrer git sum seempur fidelus".