[quote=@boomlover]
Dammit i missed alot. Well now its my turn for story time. 
We went to eat at our favorite restaurant. However everything tasted horrible.
And when my mom Walked to the kitchen to complain. However when she came back. She said that we had to leave or else they would call the cops. Anyone else got a good restaurant story like that.
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And what? The police would arrest for daring to think the food was bad? Or maybe they would just let you off with a warning; "Don't complain at that there restaurant now, or things might get serious."

To think it would be on your criminal record, that you were arrested for complaining about the quality of food!