[h1][b][u]Ryuu[/u][/b][/h1]

The otaku sighed.

The otaku's mind sighed.

The otaku's very soul sighed.

From staring at Hatsune Miku cutouts to staring at water nearby a dock, Ryuu knew he had it a bit too hard. As if glaring down punks was not enough to make his life feel weird, he got into some sort of shady business without even expecting the extent of shadiness. And... sure, he really had no purpose in life, but he did not enjoy getting pulled out of his unimportant lifestyle all of a sudden.

[i][color=f26522]Water, water everywhere, nor a drop to drink.[/color][/i]

Ryuu hung his head low as he began to consider rethinking his life.

But hell, if he caught himself in something, he might as well finish it so that he could go back to oogling over anime girls and all of that fun stuff.

Ryuu bolted up from the edge of the dock he had been sitting at. His yellow sunglasses somehow glinted even though no one in particular needed to see it. Pumping a fist by his chest, his eyes shut as he entered a state of remotivating himself for whatever the heck these strangers wanted with him.

[i][color=f26522]They say they knew about me, but that's not what I need to focus on. I need to find out who I am, and how I can get back to staring at well-drawn thighs. Hot dog thighs. Delicious thighs.

The best kind of thighs-

Oh sh-t, I forgot about what I need to aim for right now.[/color][/i]

Ryuu opened his eyes and cast his hand to his side in a slightly dramatic way, turning away from the damned water. He saw a nearby woman who seemed confused just like him. Good. She probably knew how to answer practically every single question he had in life.

Yes. His plan was flawless.

Her porcelain skin nearly caused him to slam into the ground face-first, but he barely found his stance and spoke.

"[color=f26522]'Ey.[/color]"

He took a short breath before asking the woman,

"[color=f26522]Do you know the answer to the meaning of life?[/color]"

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[color=f26522][i]...I think I asked the right thing,[/i] he thought to himself. [i]Yup. I mean, my answer to my question is 42, so maybe if she-

[H1]WHAT THE F-CK AM I DOING?!?!? AHGHGHGHGHGHAGHGHAHGHGH-[/H1][/i][/color]

Quickly clearing his throat, Ryuu raised a hand to the woman as he grumbled, "[color=f26522]Forget what I said.[/color]" The man decided to cut to the chase and finally ask the question he needed to ask in the first place.

"[color=f26522]I just got pushed through a portal by some stranger. What am I supposed to do now?[/color]"

His eyes were covered by his sunglasses, though his eyebrows were quite obviously furrowed.

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