[quote=How Jig Has Been]Q: This flat is great! How do I get it?
A: You can't. You're a student.

Q: This flat seems great. Can I get more info?
A: Yes, but only via private message so other potential victims of this scam don't know this is a scam before I waste their time.

Q: This flat is great! How do I get it?
A: You can't. It's been taken.

Q: This flat is great! How do I get it?
A: By undergoing gender reassignment surgery.

Q: This flat seems great. Can I get more info?
A: Yes, but I'm renting it illegally and so you have no security if I decide to steal your stuff and deposit and throw you out.

Q: This flat is great! How do I get it?
A: By moving in with a distinctly dodgy-looking middle-aged man with a sex dungeon and a soiled copy of Fifty Shades.

Q: This flat is great! How do I get it?
A: By not being from the UK.

Q: This flat is great! How do I get it?
A: By giving me all of your money and your contact details so I can scam you at my convenience.

Q: This flat is great! How do I get it?
A: 

Q: This flat is great! How do I get it?
A: By paying to view content on a third-party website and maybe you'll get a reply there.[/quote]

You get the full effect if you rinse and repeat.