[quote=@FacePunch]
Oh lord in heaven, reading that map is hurting my brain. If only the universe was two dimensional, everything would be much simpler.
[/quote]

*Sees map*

"Oh, I see, so I'm close to that guy, that guy, and that guy!"

*Sees other map*

"I shall use a random number generator to determine how long it takes my ships to arrive."