Paranoid me wonders why people [i]want[/i] to talk to me. 
Normal me is like [i]pfft, i'm awesome[/i].

And now some woman is messaging me on facebook like 'why don't we talk anymore? are we still friends'
seriously people. 

Scout, you're lucky I enjoy stalkers. 
but the moment you bitch about us not talking, I'm closing my bathroom blinds ;P