Turns out the girl messaging me on fb hasn't made any friends since moving stateside and I'm the only girl she clicked with while living here. 
._. now I feel bad for assuming she'd move away and get a glorious life. 

On the other hand, I know far too many 'Sam's. They've gotten codes. Boy Sam, Girl Sam. Blond Sam. Dog Sam, old friend Sam, Gamer Sam, Dad Sam.... @_______@