[quote=@mdk]
If you want to attract a hippy? [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPxJi1fITwU]Acoustic guitar.[/url]

If you want to attract a hottie? [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rd1l-oWyPYI]Alto flute.[/url]

If you want to attract a classy dame? [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQFecjeJNso]Jazz sax.[/url]

If you don't care what kind of girl it is, but you really want her to tear her clothes straight off and do you under the lamppost? [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XePd71I4ozk]Electric violin.[/url]

If you want to attract a man dressed as a woman? [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xa77wQk_0ZI]Keytar.[/url]

If you want to attract a woman who needs some help carrying heavy things or doing manual labor, and no sex at all? [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WK2nhbblsf8]Bass.[/url]

If you want to attract a woman who might have some spare change? [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slgzq-Qc3gM]Bongos.[/url]
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That's all well and good but what if you're a woman trying to attract a man with your musical talent?