[centre] [h3][color=FFB6C1]~Tabitha Turner~[/color][/h3] [color=silver]“I’ve got an idea…”[/color] Tabby shot Anouk a puzzled look. Was her new roomie a devious mastermind as well? Because that would be the bee’s knees, man. She didn’t get long to ponder. The chica launched over to her and grabbed her shoulders, repeating what she had just said, this time with more...gusto. [color=silver]“It’s-so-simple! This-idea-is-so-stupid-that-it-[b]must[/b]-work-out-well!”[/color] Anouk paused to catch her breath, which was impressive in and of itself. Tabitha couldn’t quite remember the last time she saw someone actually get winded by talking. Though to this chick’s credit, she was probably the first person Tabby had met to put this much...raw emotion into her everyday speaking. Not going to lie, it was pretty gnarly. [color=silver]“We need the demon thing not to eat us, don’t we?”[/color] [color=FFB6C1]“I’d prefer not being eaten, personally.”[/color] Her snark was rather low and mostly to herself. Honestly, she probably didn’t even notice she had said anything. [color=silver]“So it’s really simple: We give her an offering which she will eat instead of us! All we have to do is sneak into the kitchens, liberate some raw meat and give it to her! It’s perfect! All we have to do is turn the lights off and then you can sneak in and grab it…”[/color] Tabby blinked. This smelled like by far the most outrageous, most asinine, most suicidal plan that she had ever heard. And the most brutal. This would, without a doubt, secure their places as the baddest bitches in the school if they did this. Fuck legends, they’d be motherfuckin’ superheroes if they pulled it off. Tabitha matched Anouk’s grin. If she wasn’t sold already, the brunette’s next couple lines did the trick. [color=silver]“And I know exactly how to get those lights off…I’ll just have to use the power of AC/DC.”[/color] Sparks shot off of her fingers. [color=silver]“I’ll guarantee ya...they’ll be Thunderstruck!”[/color] Tabby actually staggered back a bit. She had heard some kickass one-liners in her time, but this? This one won outright. She was nearly moved to tears. She opened her mouth, fumbling her words, but eventually she nodded and held up her hand for a fistbump. Saying anything right now would just ruin the moment. After the down and dirty knuckle on knuckle action, Tab made sure she had her bag and walked out into the hall. She did a quick scan to see if anyone happened to be around. Nada. And with that, she strolled down the hall, trusting Anouk to be behind her. Which might not have been the best idea. Tabby wasn’t exactly the best with directions. Although, she could probably find it by smell alone. If there is food, there shall be Tabby. Such is the unwritten law of the universe. Somebody really should get around to writing that down. She reached the end of the hall, paused, and looked back, just to make sure her pal was there. [color=FFB6C1]“Let’s roll, yo.”[/color] She pondered for a moment about what this plan meant. If they were caught...well...that wouldn’t be pretty. Ditching class and breaking into the kitchen? On the first day? Probably not the best. And what if the monster decided to eat them along with the meat? … It didn’t matter. This was their best shot at not dying a horribly gruesome death. Even if there was only a ten percent chance of surviving...well that was better than zero, right? … Right? [/centre]