[quote=@Cyclone]
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I envision him becoming Sauranth, Lord of Fertility and the Harvest, Feeder of Men! Pray to him and dragons will crap all over your farm and fertilize the crops.
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If a dragon crapped all over your farm, you'd burn from the searing hot smell crawling up your nostrils and disintegrate.