[i]If I wasn't sure he could kick my ass and kill me with his finger, I would fucking punch him in his face right now. I was just saying that to be a little catty, but now I'm convinced, this guy is a fucking dick, and I want to kick him in his dick. Wait, does he even have a dick? You know what, doesn't matter, it'll give me the same amount of satisfaction either way. Dick.[/i] 

Reggie's eyes was twisting as he struggled to contain his righteous anger at Bloodstone's comment. The first time he could over look because it was for a lie or whatever, but this time he was saying it point-blank, practically to his face, and he even had the nerve to insult his sword. Seriously, the amount of sickishness this guy was radiating towards him was just staggering. When Blood-([i]NO, fuck calling him by his actual name, he's Captain Kirk from now on because he has a space ship, beams down to planets, and is trying to bring oddly colored alien girls, and one guy) up to said ship.[/i]), when [i]Captain Kirk[/i] offered to let him come aboard his alien space craft, Reggie could only think of a single proper response. However, before he could voice it, the newborn gem, now known as Melanite, started to speak, soon followed by Eve.

And boy did Eve have a lot to say, most of it being the most[b] poorly disguised hints he had ever heard being dropped[/b]. She mights as well have just shouted at Melanite; 'Don't fucking trust this guy'. And while he knew why Eve was dong this, he couldn't help but shake her head at the girl's timing. This was probably the worst thing to do the new gem, as she was just born and probably really confused. What she needed was someone to ease her into this world, not bombard her with a bunch of crappily hidden information. She needed someone to be straightforward and kind, and while Kirk was doing that, the current scenery made Reggie understand why Aquafina was so against him being here. This place gave him the creeps, and more than anything, imagining the entire world like this, it frankly made him sick to his stomach. At the same time, he wanted to know the intricacies of all of these machines that were just strewn across the place. 

Another thing Eve had shown is that she apparently, her powers were rather draining on her, as the longer she spoke, the weaker she began to appear.  She clung to his leg for support part of the way through, and just when he thought it couldn't get any worse, she seemed to have a some sort of spasm or a seizure([i]Can Gems even get seizures?[/i]), to which Reggie immediately moved into to see if she was okay only for her to get back up, saying something out loud that made no sense to any of them. After taking a moment to absorb everything she aid and did, he got up and began shifting stuff around in his bag, taking out anything that was hard and rigid and either stuffing it in his pockets or tossing it on the floor if it wasn't important. Once he was happy with it, he turned to Eve, picked her up by the scruff of her neck, ignoring any protest she might've issued and put her in the bag, where he had placed his jacket and some packets of beef jerky to make a semi-comfortable bed.

"Say anything at all, and I will not hesitate to zip you in there. After what I just saw, you clearly need to tai e a break, and you can murder me with your mind powers later. Now fucking rest, cause apparently you need it." If Eve tried to protest too much or attempted to get out, Reggie would make good on her promise and zip her in the bag. After putting the little Imp to bed, he turned to the rest of those in attendance and decided to give them each his own two cents abut the situation. Starting first with Captain Kirk.

"WHile I would love to get on your ship and see your tech, can I just ask a teeny-tiny favor? I want to punch you in the face just once, as hard as I can. 'Why?', You may ask, and I tell you is because you dissed my swordsmanship and my sword, both of which are very important to me for reasons I don't have to explain to you. Just one, it probably will hurt me than it will you, but think of it as therapy. Violent therapy." After that, he'd turn to the one Kirk had named Chromite, but who Reggie would deem as 'Joan of Arc', pointing at her in accusing fashion with his finger.

"You . . . looking fucking awesome. Just wanted to say that, nothing more, keep doing what you'cha doing. Which is just, ya know, standing there, looking like a boss. Heheheheh . . . wow, that was awkward, okay, moving on." Reggie, who by now probably seemed crazy then Eve in some respects, turned to Melanite. "Nice to meet you Melanite, and welcome to Earth, or at least, a very crappy portion of it. Trust me, the rest of it looks a lot better than this dump. Sorry to hate on the place you were born but, to quote a terrible film based on a terrible book that was a fan fiction of an slightly better, but still fucking terrible, movie/book; this is place is just 'Fifty shades of fucked up.' Speaking of cinema, once you've got your sea-legs, or land-legs, or just . . . once you've become more accustomed to being alive, how about I show everything awesome about this place. Like a movie, pretty sure none of you guys have ever seen a movie. I'm telling you, it'd be great, though we'd have to go someplace else since Captain Kirk here blew up the theater. You know what, maybe we could invite everyone else, ya know, have some fun, eat some popcorn, keep the Captain as far away from Aquafina as possible since, last time I checked, you don't get along. But other than that, it would be a nice ay to, ya know, break the tension. Sound cool?"

Reggie had no idea what he was saying, he was just talking out his ass for most of it because, in all honesty, he didn't really care. He was talking to aliens from space, most of which had been alive for less than a day, and his sense of reason just seemed to have noted on out of this situation, It had really been too much for him, and he was pretty sure his mind was broken in some way. That being said, he still wanted to go with his plan, because he felt a duty as a human to give the new gems the full human experience. Plus, he was curious to see how they'd react to such things. [i]So I'm trying to inapt a little social experiment, but hey, experiencing an awesome movie, let's say the avengers, would be good for them . . . probably.[/i]

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