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[color=00aeef]~Alexis Sinclair~[/color]

[u][i]"Ooh am I? I havent done anything except for looking at it. Is that so bad?"[/i][/u]

Heh. She didn't need an excuse to beat her to a bloody pulp or rat her out. She'd do it just for the lulz. She'd just as easily damage it herself and then blame it on the other chick. After all, she could have Zac testify. Not like that kid was going to say no in the first place.
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[i]"Besides, if you tell on me not being in class dont you think they'll ask questions as to why you're not in class either? So you can either tell on me and probably get the same punishment, or we just dont interfere with one another and continue on like nothing happened, deal?"[/i][/u]

Ooh. She was good. Against someone else, that threat might have worked. Someone who was actually concerned with getting in trouble for doing something illegal. Unfortunately for her, Alexis was not one of those people. Hell, she had gotten into more trouble than she could imagine in those three years following getting rescued from that place. If it wasn't for her moms uhm...'persuasion' she was pretty sure she would have been expelled a number of times.

[color=00aeef]"Alright, I'll admit that was a good threat,"[/color] She chuckled with a grin. [color=00aeef]"But ya know, I was never really one to follow rules that much, or care if I got in trouble. Hell, you could say I [i]like[/i] gettin' in trouble. So you better come up with a new deal fast."[/color]

[u][i]“We got a problem...some ratboy got in there somehow.  If he eats it all, we’re fucked, dude.”[/i][/u]

Alexis smirked. Good. Zac was doin' his job then. All she had to do was get these guys out of here and then they'd be set.

[u][i]“I could go kick his ass, but they’d probably hear that. Then we’re still fucked. Bit more fun that, though.”[/i][/u]

Heh, she liked this other girl. She seemed ready to fight. Maybe she would throw the first punch here. Would be fun at least. More fun than this talking.

[color=00aeef]"So, I guess this means we're at a stalemate here."[/color] Alexis chuckled, stuffing her hands in her pockets, turning up the volume on her music player, the headphones around her neck immediately increasing the volume of the music coming from them. [color=00aeef]"Either you two can scram...or I can, which aint' happening. I'm in a bit of a shitty mood thanks to my jackass of a roommate, and I feel like kickin' someones ass. And since you two don't seem like ya gonna scram either, I guess this means we're gonna end up fighting either way. I'll even be nice and let ya throw in the first punch."[/color]

The reason for that was simple. she could simply say it was self defense if they did in fact, attack. Not that she really cared either way, if they didn't she would. She already had a pretty good idea of how to kick these two butts either way.

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~Meredith Hillard~[/color]

[color=f26522]"Concerning biology, I am kind of curious... Are you human?"[/color]

oooh? In all her years teaching here...she had never once had someone ask that question directly to her. She didn't really know why. Probably because the students thought she'd find it offensive. They were wrong, of course. She didn't particularly care either way. It didn't make much of a difference to her, otherwise she'd try to hide her less than human attributes. But still...for someone to just straight up ask that.

...Heh...

A small smile formed on her lips as she looked at the girl who had asked her if she was human. She got off of her desk, and started walking over to Anastasia. There was only a handful of reasons why someone would probably ask her something like that. One, they were simply too curious for their own good. Or...two, they themselves weren't human. Those were the two most likely choices here considering things. 

Her head turned in the direction of Graham. While she didn't hear him - she could definitely read lips. She gave him a flirty smirk and a wink, sticking her tongue out at him for good measure. While it seemed a harmless enough gesture, to Graham it would probably be absolutely mortifying. Seems the little brat would need a good talk after class....

But, back to Anastasia.

It didn't take her long to reach the other girls seat. She placed her hands on Anastasia's desk, and leaned forward.

[color=f7976a]"Hrrrm?~ I don't think in all my years teaching here someone has ever actually directly asked me that!"[/color] She giggled. Her and Anastasia's faces were uncomfortably close. So close, in fact if someone was looking in from the outside of the room, they might start getting the wrong idea. [color=f7976a]"Hehe, well this is a first,"[/color] She continued, pulling away from the other girls desk, taking a few steps away from her. [color=f7976a]"I dunno why! All the students think I'm going to get angry if they ask or something,"[/color] She sighed. [color=f7976a]"Its like they're all scared of me or something. I'm perfectly nice! I'd never hurt a little student!"[/color] She pouted, before doing a little twirl and facing Anastasia again, putting their faces even closer this time.

[color=f7976a]"But to answer your question, yes! I am not human!"[/color] She giggled. It was kind of nice, actually. No student had ever really asked about her before. Heh, maybe this Anastasia would be fun to have in her class. [color=f7976a]"What am I?"[/color] she continued, quickly walking back to the front of the room.

[color=f7976a]"We~ell," [/color]She began. [color=f7976a]"I did not [i]hatch[/i] on earth, though I was...uh, raised here."[/color] She used that term loosely, considering from the time she arrived here to about a decade or so ago, all she did was...kill...and eat people. Details they didn't really need to know. [color=f7976a]"And while I do have no formal education from earth, my people have intimate knowledge about biology of all sorts! Otherwise we wouldn't be able to make full use of our abilities all that well. I mean, it was really a no brainer when they asked me to teach biology here! Trust me, when I'm done with all of you, you'll be the best biologists in the nation!~"
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And that was that...she wasn't sure there was anything else she could add here. No sense in adding the morbid stuff like how she was actually a parasite inhabiting a dead human body that she killed.

[color=f7976a]"And I think that's enough of the questions! Any more feel free to talk to me after class! I do so love getting to know you lovely little students~"[/color] With that, she walked behind her desk, which was conveniently placed in the front of the room. [color=f7976a]"Soo...I've told you all a bit bout my fabulous self, how about you introduce yourselves to me, then? I would like to get to know all of you a bit! How about we start with you!"[/color] She pointed to Graham, a mischievous smirk crossing her face. [color=f7976a]"Tell me your name, and a bit about yourself!"[/color] 

Paybacks a bitch. And delicious. Like Leeks. Leeks were delicious...so Leeks were payback? Focus Meredith. Eat leek later.

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