I honestly don't know if this is a parody, an attempt to rally people to the side of the feminists, or if The Patriarch is just that bad at not sounding sarcastic.

Like, seriously. Does he have a shooting range in his backyard where all the targets are the bodies of various random women, with "Double points" written over their crotch and chest? Is Anita there? Is she an instant 500 points? Has he even [i]read/seen[/i] Lord of the Rings? Or did he just see the quote and go "FOR THE GLORY OF THE SUPERIOR GENDER!"?

Can he only communicate through sarcasm? Is he in reality a mild-mannered feminist? Does he cry himself to sleep every night, wishing that someone would for once understand him?

Or is he just some edgy teenager who had a bedtime set by his mother and now fashions himself as some kind of dark crusader because he watched Code Geass a week earlier?