[color=blue]Maluuk: It is time for you to join us[/color]

You close your computer, the SpookyTop, and look around curiously at the sudden sound that emanates in the air of your hive. Nothing...no one...it must just be your mind playing tricks on you again. Ah well, voices in your head can't hurt you...at least you don't think they can. 

You have a sudden urge to introduce yourself, however, almost as if that voice is a person, or even a group of people, who should be at least aware of you and what it is that you do on this desolate rock 3.14 Lightyears away from your old home of Alternia. 

You are [color=440e62]MALUUK TELIMA[/color], a member of the DARK AND ESOTERIC SOCIETY OF MIRTHFUL WARLOCKS, better known as THE GAZERS. More recently, you have been named an INQUISITOR on the recently subjugated planet of DADRARTH, which had long held its independance in the face of invasion due to its brave warrirors. However, through constant raids, a lack of supplies and trade, along with all nearby nations being absorbed into the empire, it fell to siege. You are here to make sure the natives are exterminated and to keep the COMMONERS in line trough FEAR AND SUFFERING brought upon them by the wrath of your DARK MAJYYKS. That being said, you do enjoy a break from the dark and macabre once in a while, especially when it comes to things like VIDEO GAMES, you love them. You often are at your computer chatting on Trollian while your HENCHMEN are out terrorizing the common people. Such is the perks of being a HIGHBLOOD. 

Your trolltag is [color=440e62]trancendentalInquisitor[/color]

When you open up your device once again, a slightly creepy laptop that bears the look of a cartoony ghost, complete with some kind of white cloth draped over its oddly hornless body; but seems to act on its own at times, and feels as if it is covered in pulsating leather, almost as if it is alive in its own right. But that would be stupid, and only wigglers who poop hard in their diaperstubs are afraid of ghosts. 

You look over your shoulder upon saying that to make sure some vengeful spirit was not there to punish your hubris. 

Oh yeah, as a Gazer you're pretty superstitious. You'll just draw a [url=http://hermetic.com/enochia/images/image3.gif]sigil[/url] onto your windows to make sure the little fuckers steer clear of this hive. Just throw some special stardust on it...yeah that looks nice, everyone knows ghosts hate glittery sigils. 

Now back to buisness, and no we don't mean cataloguing heresy, you have much more important things to attend to. Such as chatting and trolling, just like when you were a kid.

But who to troll....