Jack felt the odd gunk run down his face and onto his overalls. It was even less pleasant to touch than it was to smell, though now he was touching AND smelling it. Wiping the food from his head and face he let it fall onto the floor. Jack sighed once more before speaking.

[color=Blue]"Am I Daddy in this situation? Someone clearly had father issues of their own when they were young. Tell me, did he just run out on your family, or was it because his daughter was just too clingy for her own good? I mean normally a real man would stick it out, but I think even the best father would run off if his daughter started calling herself Dark Beauty"[/color]

Jack made sure to perfectly imitate the girl's voice as he said 'Dark Beauty'.