I got a Gilles post up, and I jokingly added in an Eve section à la HaltingBlooper's 'Emerald is _____' posts.

Also oh my gosh Eve is actually not even going to be able to handle the rest of the day. XD
I'd joke and say that the beer Johnny offered to Gilles would better suit Eve, but a) We established on Titanpad (for some reason) that it'd take a lot of alcohol to get them drunk and even then it would hardly be a significant time, and b) there's the fact that it would probably do more damage to Eve than it would to even humans and maybe kill her if it dropped on her left foot, since [i]evenkite dissolves in alcohol[/i].